That would be a good angle. "Habanero Death Rain - Be Like the Dude in Scanners"

That stuff is really good, but I thought they had stopped making it. I'm glad to hear they didn't.

Ok, fine, I logged in, are you happy? But now I can't pretend to be other people. How can I post as Batman or Nas now?

Oh Good
We have about a month. I still need to catch up on a whole bunch of movies.

I don't think scotlandwtb was saying that Conan doesn't have his writers' backs. It was stated that Letterman has his writers (plural, not possessive) back (working for him, not supporting them, though I'm sure Letterman supports them too).

Obviously CNN Doesn't get a joke
Oops. From that article:
Bill Braskey of Manhattan, Kansas
I will tell my little girls that they shouldn't be having sex until they get married at the ripe old age of 30. I will also let them know that just because these Spears girls are on TV doesn't mean you need to follow them. I…

Obviously CNN Doesn't get a joke

Josie Foster always struck me as more of the K.D. Lang type.

When I worked for Home Depot, some of the employees there were very gung ho about how great Home Depot was.

Dunkin Donuts
I am officially sick of the Rachael Ray Dunkin Donuts commercials I hear on my way to work every morning.

Ludachristmas
To be fair, Ludachristmas was pretty great on 30 Rock.

My biggest problem
with these movies is how they don't try to make things funny. They'll take something that was already intended as humorous, and do the exact same thing. Or they'll take something intended to be dramatic, and do the exact same thing.

I think she's just trying to inflate her bad girl image. She's actually using that far tamer drug, heroin.

Although…
At least Wikipedia got something right for a change:

Oh no
It was inevitable, I guess. "Epic Movie" was the 4th most searched for movie on Google this year, after all.

2 Movies?
Then why didn't they make Lord of the Rings into six movies? I'm actually thinking this is gonna suck, and I wouldn't say that if they only made one movie.

I don't get
All the people saying that we should pick up real instruments instead of playing Guitar Hero or Rock Band. I have a guitar. I suck. I try though. But I also enjoy playing Guitar Hero.

Who says gay people isn't his target market?
Who do you think Guys Gone Wild is for?

I think Amanda is gone unless she wins immunity. Todd knows that he has no chance against her whatsoever, but he might be able to eke out a win again one of the other two.

I thought it should have some Ludacris in it too. Especially considering he recorded a song "Ludachristmas" for "Fred Claus." Sample lyric: "I tell 'em all I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth, and ten carat diamonds on a fat gold wreath"