Don’t worry about resources. They’re getting the aliens in the next star system to pay for it.

I’ll bet the rest of the galactoids are super pissed that the Interstellar Olympic Comission gave the games to KIC 8462852 and now the star-ball arena is behind schedule and all of the space rowers have to paddle in lanes with WAY more dark matter than the rest of the universe agrees is safe for a million year…

Hey at least we’ll get to watch it as it flies across the sky. Right? that’s how light-years distance laser beams work right? RIGHT?

The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.

20% down in 100 years... so in another 400 years the Dyson Sphere could be complete, assuming they don’t run out of resources. I hope alien project managers are better than our own.

LOOK OUT HOSNIAN SYSTEM BEFORE IT’S TOO LA