@jpech: The Jake logo just gets so much play over here on Jalopnik because its part of the Amerigasm. It's hardly universally recognizable.

@nick2ny: As soon as there's figurines and other memorabilia, you know it's jumped the shark.

And now it's getting played out.

@FЯeeMan: Maybe a reappearance of Jack White?

@J.R. Brown: Maybe Marvin Harrison would be a better choice?

@Rainbow Bright: Looks like we'll need to bring in a ringer. I'd ask Plaxico to do it, but I'm not sure he's any better of a shot.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: It's not like this is the first time. Rondo should've been suspended for game 7 of the Bulls-Celtics series. But, you know, wouldn't want to inconvenience the precious Celtics.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

@Rainbow Bright: Does that mean you're volunteering to test your theory?

@Fawn Liebowitz: You're just now ashamed? What took so long?

@UkraineNotWeak: Do the refs not have the benefit of all the same replay angles as the TV crews do? Because I thought it was pretty fucking obvious.

@CoolHwhip: Celtics. Always the Celtics.

Someone sure wants the Celtics in the conference finals, huh.

@Dollarbill4: Yes, the sheer numbers that were produced. But compared to just about every other tank in service at the end of the war, it was inferior. It had inferior armor and an inferior weapon. That's a generally accepted fact.

@engineerd: The Egyptian government gets the Chrysler product that's sufficient for the Egyptian army. Notice that our military won't touch this thing with a 10 foot pole.

@Feds: We have major defense contractors to supply us with the hardware we need for defense. The GM/Chrysler/Ford factory lines aren't going to be repurposed to building military vehicles. They're too radically different. That shit may have worked in WWII (and look what it got us, arguably one of the worst tanks…

@P161911 now with M POWER!: Good luck getting the F-350 to hold up the weight. You'd certainly get enough recoil though.

@elwood: Buy 100 shares, bet $100. Same thing.

@techstar25: Maybe I don't understand horse racing, but if a horse pays out 10 to 1, why wouldn't you buy 100 shares?

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx thanks for the: The other broker just waited until you left to laugh.