The following took place in a much simpler time, practically pre-internet (although I did once stay up all night to d/l a picture of a boob w/ my 1200 baud modem).

Neat idea, and I kind of like it so I’ll give it a try with my networking actually disabled, but just for the record, in FireFox, just click on “work offline” in your browser and you can read it without having to disconnect.

This is why I love my fellow Jalop readers. We’re apparently all suckers for the 3 sweetest words in the english language: parts car included! Spare engine, check! Spare tranny, check! Spare knobs, buttons, whatzits and thingers, check, check, check! Hell, when something goes wrong you can just start swapping out…

While no car on earth can hope to deliver the thrill of $4000 worth of crack, I’m going to give this an almost NP. I bought my ‘86 civic sedan with 200k+ miles on it and put another 200k on it at 40+ mpg. I consider myself a halfway decent shade tree mechanic and I never once had to take it to a shop and can’t…

Damn, you’re absolutely right, what a joke. Even more reason to forget about this overpriced gimmick. Making biscuits from scratch is literally one of the easiest, most idiot proof things you can do in the kitchen.

If you’ve only had baby back ribs from a big box chain restaurant, then of course you’re not a fan.

Also, I love that left turn you did into nun supervised masturbation , I kinda wish I’d antagonized you just to see where else you’d go.

I would, but really I’m just a nihilist. I believe in nothing.

Ha, I’ve prefaced more than a few sheepish morning after follow-up comments with “I should really get a breathalizer lockout device for my phone/computer. I really appreciate just about any reply that isn’t “expletive, expletive, how dare you criticize me, expletive, troll, expletive, etc.”, and I do love me a good…

Nah, no hostility intended & I totally agree about Katie’s blathering, I just have to point out irony when I see it. Obviously you’re capable of laughing at yourself, so you’re A-ok in my book.

Yeah, I hate it when people do that.

I know from experience that it isn’t easy being a proud white working class southerner and being anti-racist anti-facist and anti-capitalist, it’s heartwarming to see some solidarity.

Yes, exposing children to poor people will scar them for life.

So...how long have you been with the fun-police, officer?

NP! I had an 85 turbo Leone that was pretty much this exact car with the addition of two doors but minus the awesome digital dash :(

Sorry, but the mayo pancakes comments were a total snooze-fest.

Actually, this is fast “food” we’re talking about. So, no you really, really don’t

Two words: Hip Flask.

With all due respect major general, did you miss the gallons of sarcasm that are dripping off this article and forming milky pools at the bottom of your screen or are you just adding to the pool?