Super Mario Kart. It set the stage for every subsequent game, and it got the battle mode just right.

Get a real computer/laptop

Its actually Tauntaun. Taunton is that place where our beloved vehicles are called "cahs".

They're called Tauntons! (has lunch money stolen)

Please: Enlighten us all with your definition of "real art"

So they developed skateboarding games, assisted in a FPS, and took over Guitar Hero from Harmonix? That, my friends, is called diversity.

New Aerofighter pilot

So close, you just needed a little push in the right direction.

The horrors of GMO.

I AM THE BAAAAAAAAH!

Lies, dirty lies.

BS - unless you were playing someone else's New Game +.

Chrono Trigger has ALWAYS felt like perfection to me! It's an RPG that feels a lot less like a JRPG with a bunch of silly tropes, and actually feels like a legitimate adventure.

Friday seems appropriate

Oh, stop your whining. This is actually one of the most entertaining stories of the week. If you want nothing but articles about release dates and DLC trailers, there are plenty of other gaming websites out there for you.

Moffat's plan is to introduce the greatest menace to the SW universe EVER: The Weeping Fanboys

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?

Mia: Is that a fact?
Vincent: No, it's not. It's just what I heard.
Mia: Who told you this?
Vincent: They.
Mia: They talk a lot, don't they?
Vincent: They certainly do.