Yay! I would have starred you, but Safari isn’t playing well with Kinja. Anyway, I’m honored to be a co-pathetic.

ooh, ooh, can i be pathetic too? please?

bravo, my good man (or goddess, as the case may be). bravo.

if you pointed a gun at me and made me go to a theater and watch this, you’d better not nod off, my friend.

Spoken like a proud jersey native. So how are things in the Florida of the northeast nowadays?

yea, you lost me at “Windows.”

given the nonzero possibility that they may have their own donald trump, GOOD!!!!

Hi, Joe.

my guess is you didn’t offer baby jesus a bite.