Slap a back and forth red LED array on it and make it say “By your command.”

I’d offer a witty retort, but I see where this is going.

Those nondescript Lexus 4 doors exemplify dull - but with a hideous grille to spice it up. :p

but this

Cinnamon > KDE

This is actually a good idea. The plusher, high end models going to the individual should be all aluminum. The lower end work-truck, fleet style should be all steel. All three truck manufacturers make both versions so why not?

People are also severely over-valuing a 2010 Jeep...

Like many people, I saw that this was a 16y/o and was prepared to write this off as another spoiled kid (half my HS drove jeeps like this) and assume the parents would just buy them a new one.

If it’s a work truck a bed liner would probably solve most of the issue. I’m firmly in truck country and the vast majority of trucks rarely haul anything more than snow they didn’t sweep out of the box.

Man, I wouldn’t even bet the registration is legit. That plate has a registration sticker from 2015 and PA kept issuing stickers up until the end of 2016. There’s...something fishy here.

He’s testing the waters to see if there are any fish that’ll swallow whatever scam he’s got going. CP.

Hip and leg room equal to a modern Escalade.

Tiger Woods could. He’s brown and has a mugshot.

Can you show me the cropped mugshot of a person who looks like they can afford an AMG? I know these kids have a criminal history, but your comment continues to perpetuate the kind of bullshit that ends up endangering brown people who can in fact afford that type of car.

So how does someone have to look to be able to afford an AMG?

So you voted NP, but think it’s priced too high by 8 grand? I’m not sure that’s how this works.

Starred for following Kinja protocol. Nicely done.

With its Ferrari looks...

If you keep it long enough, it won’t matter. You like it, so just drive it into the ground.

First Gear: *looks out window at F-150*.

Score!