Friendly reminder that if you still haven't seen the original Poltergeist, today and tomorrow are perfect moments to do so. It's my favourite horror movie and I recommend it to everyone. 

They almost lost me right away with the “gathering resources” blasting rocks thing. I never want to gather resources for crafting in a game ever again. Just over a decade of fucking resource gathering fatigue.

I’m not here to mount a defense of Israel either.

Mike Tyson Mysteries is goddamn hilarious. Doesn’t make him a good person, but it’s pretty great.

Is DDs helmet this year's The Dress?

I have this bowl of Cheerios here. Would you like to shit in it while you’re at it?

I’m starting to be confident that this show can be carried by the sheer strength of Tatiana’s charisma alone

Yep. It’s their version of click-bait. Instead of saying “An Alternate Way To Peel A Banana” they have to make it sound divisive and aggressive by saying “You’ve Been Peeling Your Bananas Wrong”.

I get that Donna left massive shoes to fill, but goddamn. This place is a wasteland. 

Terrible refresher indeed...yes bagman was intense, yes kim is prolly doomed. NO SHIT, great recap!!! The current avclub scab who’s assigned to this beat probably spent the entire weekend binging season 1-5 for the first time.

Yeah you don’t get to cry about “Russophobia” when Russia is brutally invading a country, sorry asshole.

While you’re not wrong, this is a weird place to offer this argument.

It’s not crickets, you just have selective deafness.

Nothing about my main man?

Okay, the antique weapons that lose value the moment you use them is a pretty funny gag, though.

we weren’t boyfriends and girlfriends after that

When she told Eli she thought he and Junior were “fuckin like bears and doing donkey punches [sic]” I spit out my drink. She has great timing and delivery for the jokes.

“With any luck, Ellen’s Energy Adventure will one day be considered as offensive as such shame-laden projects as Song of the South and, y’know, Walt Disney’s own views on Jews.”

Yah, there’s so so so much wrong with this statement (like basic facts, context, comparing racism to an attraction sponsored by a, at the…

Well said.

That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy watching it. Season One is worth a watch just for most of the actors doing their thing.