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Miracle Whip is goblin cum. Fact.

the super mansion snatch, OTOH, is like the Hotel California….

I always thought Big Jimmy W was more flaky than rocky.

I've said it (mostly) under my breath to more women waaaay too many times over the years.

So…mountains of cocaine?

IT'S THE BEAST!

So you too like a Sundae, even on a Monday.

Wanna bet?

Who knew "Come to Butthead" was a prophesy, not a command?

well, yeah. in dog and cat years.

ARE THEY STEENKY?

Don't forget BB and The Walking Dead are in the same universe as well.
Remember the bag of blue meth they found in the TWD premiere?

They could meet in line at Bogdon's car wash and discuss how you could use B's eyebrows for wax buffers.
And Badger could overhear and add how much faster the Enterprise would be - even in outer space - with a good, sleek wax job to, like, cut down on dark matter outer hull resistance.

yeah - that would have nice to have had Cecily and Vanessa's "busted porn stars" in it in the background just gesturing at the sofas

"that's been SNL SOP for years." he..reads nervously off…the cue…cards. *smiles*

start at the weakest link?

Now, if they'd only, like, named themselves "The Chainvapers"……..

Well, yeah! He thinks he's people!

Somewhere in the season, there'll be a "throw a dick into me" line from Pam.

Yer goddamn right.
(seriously)