I've always thought "changing one's ring tone" is so much more genteel than "bleaching one's asshole." But that's just me.

So who's gonna make the first "butt-dialing" joke?

"Alexa, plead the 5th for me, please."

and a genuinely awesome, balls-to-the-wall car chase.

I see you've spoken "knifey-spooney" before.

Bad literature jokes? So we ARE doing phrasing again, even if it's NOT a dark and stormy night?

I want to say…..yes?

let's not forget the red ferrari 308 connection here.

I wouldn't count on it. She knows what she did, and who she did it to.

Mostly funny, but without the balloon animals. And not as rapey.
Sterling himself is *at least* as drunk as any of your home-service types.

there are mortal ones now?

goddamn.

he snapped back into a comic. you know, like silly putty.

Well, yeah. That's pretty much a no-brainer.

To some of us, yes. And he knows why.

It's my Kristen Stewart tribute band name. We all wear beanies.

Certainly not their best work, but Monster's a pretty funky crunchy groove.

Oh Mr. Jaws……
My second album.

in its own way, yeah.

to be fair, it was quite chilly in the studio that day.