or his apparently contractually-mandated tighty-whities?

Anti-dentite.

Fucking hilarious in Ruthless People. Funny is verrrry sexy.
HEY, it's my weird boner here.

How did *you* get a peek at my ex's tramp stamp?

And methodists!

Ditto.

Dude's got shin salve to buy. That stuff ain't cheap.

Yes.

And gone!

the brains are a lie.

Can we change that to "most punchable face" and add Bobby Flay as an option?

….wait- there's sympathy sex involved?

Refunding.

You can think about it, but doooooon't do it.
Wouldn't look nice on my highway.

bong! bong! bong!

Are you trying to Britta this thread?

Too fucking much perspective.

I've always had a thing for McKean's Robert Evans as well. He nails the slimy, skeevy, sunglassed, leathery egotistical goodness that is Bob Evans.

He did a pretty good WTF podcast a couple of months ago.

Bill Hader's Al Pacino will pull you back in.