FUCK YOU, COMCAST WITH A VIAGRA-RIDDLED BULL ELEPHANT COCK

but… but…ALL CAPS IS SO PERSUASIVE AND INTRIGUING

Ima gonna call you the Crimson Tide, just on insufferability alone.

OK, so who died behind the wheel?

SAY HIS NAME

Awwwwww. That's nice.  I like nice.

"Never trust a junkie."

and there's *always* money in the milkshake stand

sh-SHAAAH!!!

not a week goes by I don't have to go to the bathroom.

…. "before you jizz in your pants."

Valar Morghulis

Maybe it's just me, but I was really hoping for one more visit to Bongo's Clown Room.                    The sketch, too.

about halfway through the barfly sketch, it hit me-
Kate Mckinnon is Cheri Oteri, particularly in vocal inflection
and movement.

Get on it, Kyle!  Seriously. 
It's not like it'll make your ass look big.

He's off doing porn with Flick from "A Christmas Story"

AND THEN YOU GET ANTS.  ANTS!

AND THEN YOU GET ANTS.  ANTS!

RAY WALSON WAS A GOD. A GOD!
aloha, Dr. Robuttik.