Can we just replace Carlson’s head with this? It’s equally as appetizing and the fat content is lower than his actual head:

Dear racists,

Paul doesn’t give a shit about what’s true. He just wants to tell the MAGA rubes that “deep state killed yer grannie.”

So going to a Texas school will essentially be like having a learning disability. Imagine these kids trying to go to an out-of-state college, just to be rejected or forced to take remedial classes because their education lacked such basic topics as the Civil Rights Movement, women’s suffrage, and the entirety of Native…

Her son’s a kid. Many kids are irresponsible. So what she needs to do is buy him a cheap phone so if he loses it or misplaces it, it’s not a huge tragedy. Don’t spend $1000+ on the latest i-phone, get that kid a cheap android because he’s not paying any bills and he is irresponsible anyway.  

Aside from the obvious bigotry at play here, I am immediately struck by the lack of any kind of common sense. If she thought that was her son’s phone, then why didn’t she call it?

Not surprised at something like this happening in Mo Val. How do these silly heffas figure someone has to show them IDs or what is in their pockets? They’ve got patty roller syndrome real bad. And damn, Walmart, your security can do something besides be on Negro Patrol.

What i’m curious about is we have lawyers regularly running ads hunting for clients who are injured by whatever.

Is that Diamond and Silk’s nephew, B. Dazzle?

White people hated MLK Jr and reviled him until they figured out how to commodify and commercialize a few of his words. In order for him to be palatable, they sucked up the end of I Have A Dream, turned it into an idyllic vision of multi-colored children skipping along in perfect harmony. But in fact, Dr. King was not…

Of course these are the same kinds of people who will cherry-pick Leviticus to justify their hate against the LGBTQ community, or cherry-pick crime statistics to paint black people as being inherently criminal, like our resident racist greys. 

As I watch this video, all I see is a grown woman acting like a 3 year old.

Racism aside, I suspect we will find out that Karen here a spent her entire life making ridiculous scenes whenever she’s expected to behave like an adult. This level of delusion and aggression doesn’t just happen one day. She’s been at this a while. Given that she’s apparently in her early 20s, she’s been at this her…

Gee this is new, I didn’t know you could announce you were having a “panic attack.” Shit woman you are the one out of control not her. I mean there needs to be a video series called “Karen’s Gone Wild.” This bitch is a teacher. Yes a teacher she works with children. She should lose her teaching license. White women…

These people are literally toddlers who have never reached the emotional maturity level of an adult. This is literally a textbook case of Histrionic Personality Disorder and I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE you this woman has done this to other people before.

LB, like the rest of her constituents, live in an alternate reality apart from which they can no longer exist. Which is why no matter how stupid, no matter how totally asinine LB and other politicians like her show themselves to be to the rest of humanity, the people voting for these idiots never see them for idiots…

Well, see, it’s because he’s a Nazi. Even tho they would have thrown his crippled ass into the Sparta pit.

When I think back to what ESPN once was when I was in high school, college and young adulthood, Bob Ley, Keith Olbermann & Dan Patrick doing the 11pm SportsCenter, NFL Primetime with Boomer, TJ & John Saunders, then Robin Roberts then Stu Scott, Outside The Lines, The Sports Reporters and overall intelligent coverage…

What do you expect from a family who misspelled Roberts and kept it that way.

So we have “Fuck you, I got mine and because I got mine, I’m going to make sure that not only will no one else get any because FREEDUM and BOOTSTRAPS.”