“My son is a good man!’

When you are seen as competent by default it’s very easy to ask for help. When people assume you’re deficient, asking for help isn’t seen as a virtue it’s seen as confirmation of their initial beliefs in the first place. This is especially true when you’re someone that people are looking for excuses to get rid of in…

Kanye West: I want to be solely responsible for people’s poor footwear choices.

Whichever pair of these -er shoes? you buy you will have overpaid.

Republicans need a new way to dial up the crazy, which appears to be the only thing Republican voters respond to these days. I mean, Marjorie Taylor Greene can’t be expected to hold down the bat-shit fort all on her own, after all.

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” -- Voltaire

Matt Gaetz: Another GQP asshole suffering from backpfeifengesicht*.

I thought this trailer was a parody when I first saw it. Taryn Manning isn’t believable as a McMansion suburban Karen and she’s not a good enough actress to pull it off.

The sad part is that the bullshit tale of “violent protesters busting down the gate and threatening Mr. & Mrs. White’s Monopoly house which gave them the right to stand their ground with guns they don’t know how to use” is being taken for the truth only because Trolls & Bots believe the McDumbasses were aiming their…

If you don’t like my tone or my language you can fuck off and talk to someone else, what you’re not going to do is come here and police my motherfucking tone while some asshole troll dismisses police criminality.

Are you fucking stupid or do you just enjoy the flavor of cheap leather?

Cops claim he was speeding* cops lie

Won’t be surprised if the following comes out:

Cops need to be held responsible for the deaths they cause, when they are the clear instigator. Period.

Imagine being mad at a tennis pro for taking time off for their mental health, solely because your job doesn’t let you take PTO.

They have already broken commandment No. 3. I mean congressmen & some governors, have already explained why this “Holiday” is divisive and doesn’t need to be celebrated. Also you left out one commandment No Hotep’s Shall Prosper on this day. There are too many of you “woke” black folks out on the internet trying to…

“I support the ACA, but Obamacare is evil socialism” -every dumb white person in the early 2010s

Protesting racist killer cops: commie, soshulist.

It must be exhausting, being pissing their pants afraid all of the time.

If you asked these mouth breathers what they hate about CRT not only could they not tell you, they would call you “the real racist” for asking. There is no winning with these people because they refuse to see themselves as ANYTHING other than the good guys in any situation. It is fucking tiring to deal with this shit…