Y’all know damn well “Black Conservative" isn't actually Black. Stop responding to it.

Man whose diet is comprised entirely of KFC and McDonald’s food does not know how grocery stores work. News at 11.

BWAHAHA! The heroin epidemic is affecting which neighborhoods again? The shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom primarily took place where? Most people on public assistance are from what race? Gang-bangers fight each other over who gets to sell drugs to whom?

Sort of off topic, but does anyone else think that Meghan Markle looks like a younger version of the actress who played Hillary Banks, Karyn Parsons?

This one keeps telling on itself. If you can’t see the resemblance between her and her very much black mother that’s definitive proof that you are not black. Real Black people can spot blackness from a mile away.

1. The School/Employer didn’t want you. No one “stole” or “took” your spot/job. You are not entitled to admission at any school/employment at any organization or company.

Why are you in grown folks' business?

Which is stupid because this store is located on the East Side of Buffalo, which is Buffalo’s black neighborhood.

This is why I always roll my eyes over at certain people who believe in respectability politics’ calls to sanitize black fictional or “reality” TV shows. Racists watch the news, not “Power,” “Empire,” “(insert sport here) Wives,” or any of the “Love and Hip Hop” franchises. This is evident by the amount of grey…

Oh, they’ll go to college. Then they’ll promptly drop out when their Introduction to Sociology professor gives them a D for writing unsourced or outright plagiarized essays rife with spelling, grammatical, and syntax errors.

You really shouldn’t use multiple burners to write the same post. It’s sad and pathetic. Also, we can tell you’re not black.

All this over a rectangular plot of asphalt t isn't your property. 

YOU ARE NOT BLACK. STOP FUCKING LYING.

Is this the shit you want to put Michelle Obama through? She went through 8 years of this as First Lady. 

Michael Harriot told y’all yesterday that saying this is a pretty huge indicator that you’re as black as 1 million sticks of chalk.

I can just see those types at my college’s minority achievement celebration (Always held during graduation weekend, and also an excuse for greek orgs to honor their graduating members.)
<Dials 911>“Hello, police! I’m reporting a threatening situation. I was at the color - I mean minority graduation and there were…

Yeah, the University of Houston is directly across the street from Texas Southern University because black people wanted to be separate from whites. <Rolls eyes at the feigned indignation and blatant stupidity of the post she just screenshot>

This is to the grey that responded, not you: Shampoo runoff is not body wash. See, we actually know how to bathe. Therefore, we don’t walk around smelling like fruit scented B.O.

Wow, just wow. If you do that on any of the highways in Northeastern Ohio, you just committed suicide.

The clubs back in my hometown have rules designed to keep out black people who wear clothes that were last last fashionable in 2002. This was in 2017.