Neither of you are college educated. Students sleeping in common areas is common. But please, continue playing dumb.

How are you the superior race when you look like a white version of that episode of “Martin” when Martin gets beaten by Tommy Hitman Hearns?

You ever think for second that you were just dumped, and it’s not indicative of a societal problem? Move on already! The relationship is dead.

Yep. For every Steve Urkel, there’s a Myra Monkhouse.

It needs to stop talking to itself

Screen shorting grey posts does not bring them out of the Greys. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for a long time.

Oh, great, now it’s pretending to be Asian.

The Greys are already apoplectic. You’d think Mrs. Obama stole their soul with the level of freaking out they’re doing.

Did Jodeci’s “Forever My Lady” start playing in anyone else’s head when reading “Forever First Lady”?

“Waah! I’m going to be outwardly racist instead of covertly racist if you don’t stop telling my functionally illiterate ass that my shitty bigoted behavior is wrong sometimes!” <Dials 911>

Does this one know it’s not supposed to drink turpentine?

Woo, boy. That last one is really committed to lying. It doesn’t even know how black people speak. “Homie” in the year of our lord 2018? And it thinks that most black people grew up in crack houses? Get the fuck out of here.

No, little grey, you just have some form of sociopathy. You are literally incapable of understanding basic social cues.

None of you have ever seen or heard a black person before. Stop Lying.

“My friends were black....” Wait, I think I... got... YES! NOT RACIST (yet totally racist) BINGO!

Another day, another burner account.

Because immigrants have to have money and education in a field that is desperate for educated workers in order to legally immigrate here.

Aww, Michael has a stalker.

“Oh No! People protesting a government they don’t agree with.”

Are you lost, little grey?