Oh my fucking god. Unlike you, I actually am black. We can easily tell you’re not. Stop it with the digital blackface. It’s neither cute nor funny.

Quelle Surprise. The greys have an inability to understand satire or read passages that are more than three sentences long.

I’m Dead at the odds listed under P. Diddy!

Well that’s a really good way to give yourself salmonella poisoning.

No one is convinced by your shtick. Everyone here can see straight through your digital blackface act. Just stop already.

We don’t hate white people here. We just love ourselves more.

Isn’t it just lovely how greys that are stupid and borderline illiterate always say how dumb The Root’s writing staff is?

Listen, you little shit. You will not come in here and act like that to anyone. GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW!

Okay, Now I’m convinced. All of the greys are literally one person signing into multiple accounts on kinja. I mean, look at this copy pasta!

This one just loves to lie doesn’t it?

Oh, look! An ally no one wants or needs.

Wow... just wow. This is a prime example of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Aww, look this one thinks it knows how black people talk!

BWAAAHAHAHAHA! Trump is no Alpha, and neither are you. In fact, only sad, lonely, socially inept, losers refer to themselves as Alphas*.

What is this supposed to be? The live action, white version of Grandad Freeman vs. Col. Stinkmeaner?

Isn’t it cute when those who say “I need guns to stand up against the overbearing and pushy government!” are the same people who say “Support the troops!” and “Blue lives matter!”, as if police and the military aren’t the government?

Lol at the Grey who posted the same comment four times. As the saying goes: “A hit dog hollers.”

I’m actually surprised at how genteel the greys are today. Except for this one above. Something must’ve spooked it good.

The Root community frowns upon your digital blackface shenanigans.

And yet studies show black men spend the greatest amount of time with their children. Hmm. Turns out just because mommy and daddy aren’t legally married at the time of their child’s birth doesn’t mean he’s absent or unknown. Marriage, you know, is between two grown adults, not parents and their children.