Every single child who committed this horrific sexual assault on these black boys needs to be put in juvenile hall.

So decrying a series of sexual assault perpetrated by white teenage children is the same thing as advocating for white supremacy. GFTOH!

Not that my fat behind would ever try it, but if I were going to lie about being in the military, I would pretend I was in charge of cooking potatoes at Fort Bunny Hutch.*

*I know that there isn’t actually a military station with that name.

We have a blind grading system at the law school I attend. For every test we take, we have to use a 4 digit number given by the school’s administration instead of our names. This prevents the professors from using bias in grading our work.

It’s cheap soda sold in corners throughout the Great Lakes Region. As for taste, it tends to taste like Jolly Ranchers candy.

Cincinnati is nowhere near Cleveland, dummy.

What is it with you people and rap music? It’s a genre of music, not magic spells that cause black folks to commit crimes! Stupid ass greys.

Tell me more about how the black people should fix the news’ biased, inaccurate, and lie laden coverage of their community.

The quintessential Brown liquor song would have to be “Fire and Desire” by Rick James and Teena Marie.

Except for one thing: Whites make up the largest percentage of drug users, prisoners, and welfare recipients.

Tiki torches that were without a doubt made in China.

Tiki torches that were without a doubt made in China.

Yelling at kids while gritting your teeth is something I swear only black folks do. “Sit yo’ behind down!” “Get that out of your mouth.”

(referring to natural hair) “Oh your hair is so pretty! It must be really hard to take care of!”