Nope. Marriage is the promise for a future together. The terms on how that future looks is up to each coupling.

Or just not fuck with people's heads! I mean, why stay involved longer than absolutely necessary just to satisfy some low feeling of revenge? It'll bite in hindsight.

Cool story, bro.

I know couples that live marriage like this. And it works for them.

Meh, it goes both ways, fairly equally.

Is it weird that I cannot support all these revenge stories? It's just too skeevy for me.

Not to speak of the carbon footprint with all that red meat..

Yup, same thought. He must've bombed.

Seconded.

It's a spec ad, for the director to show off his skills and break into the lucrative and very competitive car commercial market.

Yay for the 944.

Absurd..

Murder, she wrote.

Now there's a story for a movie.

This gif is perfection.

What if your partner and you turn out to be pretty much incompatible? Such things exist, you know..

Haha, thanks for that.

Yup.

Love the term 'forced-birthers'.

Please, do tell!