She briefly considered buying some oregano in 2007 but decided against her food coming off as “too ethnic”. 

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

I’ve been using Smart Replies and suggestive text in Gmail for business, and found it to be a helpful guide when being constantly cheerful is exhaustive. 

That sounds great!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

He has strong belt buckle game.

Indira Varma is the world’s most beautiful woman.

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Came here to say that.  The insinuation that a black woman can’t be racist and/or xenophobic and/or out of touch is incredibly bizarre.  

My friends and I long ago coopted “lean in” for things like eating three donuts in a row, day drinking, and irresponsible shopping. 

Oh, please. Cry me a river. You’re either one of those women who would throw another woman under the bus while crying out about what a feminist you are or you’ve never had to deal with them. My guess is the former rather than the latter.

I mean, in a metaphysical sense, sure, everything is the inevitable consequence of what comes before it. What happened couldn’t have not happened.

Make the economy scream.

Allende had a little help from the US in killing the economy (paying truckers more than their salaries to not ship stuff, flooding the international market with copper for example). You are misinformed about Chile in the 70's. This was a coup that was carried out by business interests (Pepsico thought Allende was…

Im not an economist, but I dont believe that free market and economic stability necessarily go hand in hand.

Look I am sure they get the finest in underpaid child workers to hand stitch each one. Or run the dangerous machinery that does, whatever. AMERICA!