Lol except their parents didn’t come here legally. They are often the product of the thing they are protesting, and see no hypocrisy in it. 

Who runs the water for four or five minutes doing dishes? Put water in the sink, TURN OFF THE TAP, put dishes in the water, wash the dishes, empty the sink, rinse off the soap, TURN OFF THE TAP, scrub the sink, wipe the area around the sink, rinse the sink and the sponge and turn off the tap. Minimal use of…

I moved into my sister’s house in 2008. I ran the dishwasher a few times, mostly to use up the soap she left behind for me. It doesn’t save time, I still have to “clean” the dishes before putting it in there. It’s more of a “dish sanitizer”than a washer. Newer dishwashers may do better but who has the money to buy a…

Touting the brighter front light is a bit of a surprise to me. My biggest complaint with my paperwhite (first generation, I think) is that the light is too bright. I always want a way to turn it off or dim it further. Does the new one give you the option to do that? The last thing it needed was a way to be even…

The bar is set so low for trump that Van trips over it on his way to go cum all over Twitter whenever trump says something not entirely stupid.

No sympathy. 

Because Mama Ru wants those doll-airs. 

Where is Pearl & Kimchi? They should Def be in All Stars if Shangala can come back 4 MF times! Hello!

Hell,give me some Shirley Murdoch and some peach brandy and a porch on a hot summer afternoon,and I’m set!

I am glad you swooped in with this lyric.

I feel like for a lot of people this isn’t about her being a sexual person, it’s about the fact that it looks like she’s fellating a ghost

Go fuck yourself.

I much prefer allusions to the pursuit, acquistion and aftermath of sex than today’s explicit, step-by-step, barked instructions! I know Jill’s music is not-so-subtle but I think this is a bit much. I thought she was classier than that. But then again, she did sing about taking it to the streets, putting on Vaseline…

You forgot to mention the inner joy you get when their tantrums bring nothing but smiles and more politeness and they don’t know what to do.

My husband I (also white folks if that matters) watched this yesterday, and absolutely loved it. I completely agree that this should be taught in American schools.

It’s not insecurity, it’s humanity.

Yeah, his part where he played Moctezuma as a swishing, mincing poof was hysterical.

Dlisted was the first gossip blog I ever read and I love that I’m not the only one nostalgic for the “heydey” of gossip blogs. Michael K is the best. Thank you for this article.

Michael K the one true king!

I still visit Dlisted about once a week. In fact, Dlisted is responsible for introducing me to Gawker and Jezebel via his links to other fun gossip of the day.