The bar is set so low for trump that Van trips over it on his way to go cum all over Twitter whenever trump says something not entirely stupid.

No sympathy. 

Because Mama Ru wants those doll-airs. 

Where is Pearl & Kimchi? They should Def be in All Stars if Shangala can come back 4 MF times! Hello!

Hell,give me some Shirley Murdoch and some peach brandy and a porch on a hot summer afternoon,and I’m set!

I am glad you swooped in with this lyric.

I feel like for a lot of people this isn’t about her being a sexual person, it’s about the fact that it looks like she’s fellating a ghost

Go fuck yourself.

I much prefer allusions to the pursuit, acquistion and aftermath of sex than today’s explicit, step-by-step, barked instructions! I know Jill’s music is not-so-subtle but I think this is a bit much. I thought she was classier than that. But then again, she did sing about taking it to the streets, putting on Vaseline…

You forgot to mention the inner joy you get when their tantrums bring nothing but smiles and more politeness and they don’t know what to do.

My husband I (also white folks if that matters) watched this yesterday, and absolutely loved it. I completely agree that this should be taught in American schools.

It’s not insecurity, it’s humanity.

Yeah, his part where he played Moctezuma as a swishing, mincing poof was hysterical.

Dlisted was the first gossip blog I ever read and I love that I’m not the only one nostalgic for the “heydey” of gossip blogs. Michael K is the best. Thank you for this article.

My greatest accomplishment in life is winning the Caption This contest several years ago. I miss seeing that mess :(

He is wonderful. It’s still a site I visit multiple times daily, though I mostly just peruse very quickly. His writing is transcendent of the genre. I love that he uplifts people who are everything that a celebrity is not (he wrote a beautiful, hilarious, and effusive piece about a girl in India with multiple limbs)…

Michael K the one true king!

I still visit Dlisted about once a week. In fact, Dlisted is responsible for introducing me to Gawker and Jezebel via his links to other fun gossip of the day.

I REMEMBER CHICKEN CUTLETS

For a while Dlisted was one of the first websites I would visit during the day. Michael K was the best at writing celeb gossip.