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I love that the whole system falls apart so quickly because Michael doesn’t have any of the four humans quite as figured out as he thinks he does. I mean, he can figure out that Tahani will be tormented by a small house but not that setting her on such a quick downward spiral will wreck his plans. And I continue to

I don’t think the demons had nearly this much interaction with the humans before. The beauty of the soul mate scam was they tortured each other without help. They’re never going to survive a long con

I think Tahani and Chidi both made me laugh a LOT more than the first season simply because I know who they are and what they are like so seeing them deal with these problems (for what they think is the first time) really made me laugh a lot. Knowing Tahani’s luxury style and knowing Chidi can’t handle making

I cackled with glee at Chidi going back to the almond milk as the cause of his eternal damnation.

This show removed any doubts I had left by the end of last season. At this point, I’m just gleefully sitting back and waiting to see where they go next. I thought this was the best network show of last year, and I can’t even express how happy I am that it’s back relatively early in the fall schedule.

Side note: I guess

While everyone’s tortures were interesting - except Eleanor’s, who’s uckily saddled with a meathead who goes to the gym at the drop of a shirt - Tahani’s made me cackle with glee. Short soul mate? Small house? Discovering why Crocs have holes? Absolute perfection. I could see a whole episode of her trying to deal with

Me, watching the S1 finale: “FORKING SHIRTBALLS!!!”

You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is terrible.

It made perfect sense- it’s the same philosophical concept as Sartre, only longer form and more modern.

I’m ready for Jason and co. to return!

Yeah you’re about the only person who feels that way. It was brilliant.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

I rewatched the first season a few weeks ago and Micheal is so amazingly diabolical through the whole thing and it’s so perfect.

Hillary offed Nutmeg because it was revealed that she used to be Vince Foster’s cat and was threatening to go to the Feds with her eyewitness story of how Hillz capped Foster executioner style to keep him quite about Whitewater.

Old Nutmeg’s tale of long living warms my cold bitter heart. Yesterday, a vet tech I’m friendly with was stopped behind a Prius and a stoplight near our downtown. When the light changed to green, she saw something get tossed out the passenger window as they hit the gas. Not a fast food bag, not a towel, nope, it was a

well...

as a person from the south, i grew up on chick-fil-a - it was a staple. but once they started funneling money into prop 8, i noped right the f out - i hadn’t had it since.

“...so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow”

One of my favorite awards show moments was an Oscars telecast during which the Academy ran one of their standard “Look, what we do is *important*! The films we make tackle *issues*!” montages. The lights came up, and host Jon Stewart cracked, “And none of those things was ever a problem again” and you could just feel

Could that BE more cool?