You cared enough to comment over your disdain.

I can’t speak to a maid of honor’s/ bride’s perspective, but I was a best man and we faced a pretty terrible situation for my friends wedding. The wedding I was best man for was my closest friend, who has since moved several states away and met/fell in love with someone from that state. The night before I was to…

Bye, Phyllis.

With the exception of small children. Is there really any semi observant person who can’t tell if a dog wants attention or not? I have yet to find a dog that didn’t give plenty of fairly obvious clues if your attention will be met with snarling teeth or slobbery wet tongue. Unlike cats who seek to love you and to kill…

Colleen Dewhurst WAS Marilla. And Richard Farnsworth! Awww. I just love them all so much.

That would cheer me up.

Yes, yes it is

No bicycle was mentioned, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t one at some point.

i’m thinking her foot slipped off the clutch while in reverse

Chav = English urban white trash (Ned is the Scottish equivalent)

You misspelled Florida. Pretty egregiously as well.

it’s also saying that you don’t mind killing other people’s children with your preference for a non-autistic child through the diminishment of herd immunity and spreading disease to immune-compromised individuals.

Super fucking fucked up.

It’s also fucked up to tell parents of autistic children that they’re to “blame” for getting them the proper vaccinations.

I’m not sure which is worse: your ignorance in the face of demonstrable facts, or your smugness. Maybe I should start a poll.

I have LOTS of cookbooks from the postwar era so I share your joy. I sometimes try to recreate recipes from them and I usually fail, a combo of tastes and palates having changed and some of the ingredients (if you can find them) having changed as well.