First the tomato sandwich, then the tomato sandwich with vidalia onions. That second sandwich is what’s known in the culinary world as “dessert”.

Well... if you haven’t actually eaten one as prescribed, that could mean that you’re a food snob, making up your mind before having the experience.

Amazon. Order two jars at once, and re order when the first jar is finished. That way you’ll never run out.

Oh, Sam... cursive.

I always assumed that how his name was pronounced.

The bit about being arrested while vandalizing a car is telling. The story starts with him being a victim but moves on to his own vandalization of a car? Why? That’s the question that might lead to some answers.

But it’s some of those scary brown people who own Jaguar and Land Rover (Tata Motors of India), though of course Roll Royce and Bentley are owned by mostly-they-think white people (the Germans, BMW for the Royce and Volkswagen for the Bentley).

Only because they didn’t believe hard enough.

Bermuda. No plans to visit for the foreseeable future.

Why does your server pouring your wine for you make you feel uncomfortable? Do you feel that level of service is demeaning?

There’s a southern Italian restaurant near me that I’ll go to once a month at least, and I no longer order my own wine. After talking to the owner about the wines from his home region, I took to letting him order the wine for me.

“Stupid white woman says stupid thing.”

I grew up with Looney Tunes, watching Bugs Bunny (and Roadrunner) cartoons every Saturday morning for years, and I’m still grateful for the crazy and wonderful world that animator Chuck Jones and the phenomenal talent at Warner Brothers created.

“You’re a fake because I’m a fool.”

I’m surprised at how much I like the aesthetic, given that at present I think Rolls Royce styling has lost its way. The current line seems all immensity and no grace.

At least you could subscribe. I can’t, at least until (maybe) late this week.

As hard as it is for me to picture Christie as a bottom, it’s even more difficult for me to imagine Trump as a top.

A bit of bacon grease is better, and crumbled bits of bacon can go on top of the eggs. (Don’t blame me, it was Delia Smith’s idea.)

Bigallet China China: Bigallet China China is also the perfect replacement for Amer Picon when making a Brooklyn. The Amer Picon recipe has been reformulated over the years, and the China China (chee-nah) is a great substitute;

Great. Now everybody wants to be Ann Coulter. What a role model.