Time to hit up the TSA ebay store!

My uncle’s clutch gave out on him about two miles from home and at the bottom of a big hill. He wanted me to push him to the top of the hill with another truck and a tire in between. Neither truck was mine, so it sounded like fun. Got him to the top and he coasted the rest of the way.

No. I was refreshing the whole time and never even saw it available.

2015 C300. The bad thing is I bought it certified used. If it was new, it would have qualified as a lemon. Each rebuild took a month. We only had it 8 hours in between, until the engine locked up on the interstate. By the time we gave them the loaner back, they were upset we put so many miles on it that they would…

So he probably frequents kinja sites! He is one of us!

I bought a benz and within 5 months the engine had to be rebuilt twice, once for a recall and the second because a piece of metal from the first rebuild stopped up an oil port to cylinder 1. So in the grand scheme of things, he is better off.

This! It is especially misleading when not all countries report their real pollution levels. When I go to China and can’t see the sky for weeks, they have smog inside the buildings and I can drive for hundreds of miles through smoke so thick you can’t see more than 200 yards, yet they claim to pollute at roughly twice…

Shake Shack, which began as a kiosk in New York’s Madison Square Park in 2004 and now has 100-plus locations worldwide, that much more staggering to comprehend.

Apparently you never had zax-sauce.

I’m assuming your 100% is more like 80% to most people.

Humans aren’t designed to drive cars!

Sorry, but doesn’t the graph indicate 1.11/100,000,000? 100M miles?

It sounds like you are talking about research grants but there’s always a workaround. If the grant is for $100,000 and you can justify you need $100,000, then they will generally give you $100,000. If there was no tuition, then they would say they were going to spend that money to hire a tech or buy something. It is…

Uber Exec To Employees: Don’t Do That Thing We’re Already Getting Investigated For

On a wet day, the trick is not to drift a truck. I have turned a truck sideways from a standstill, in the middle of an intersection, not even trying. The road was just slightly moist.

Problem solved...

I have it worse than all of you. My mother has spent years collecting nickle and dime glassware from flea markets. I mean we are talking her house is full, her basement is full and she started filling up the barn. We are talking about hoarding nothing but various glasswares and crystal. Not even complete sets, just…

That’s kind of a scary thought. Margaret, thanks for ordering and installing my door lock. Can you take a few steps towards my desk so we can test it out?

If it is the one pictured, it looks like you’re paying $1 for ice with a little flavor drizzled on.

They’ll probably just use the loophole my grad school did. They officially changed the tuition for grad students to $25, and we paid that tuition. There was no tuition reduction or waiving. That was the tuition costs for the grad school.