I second this. Fuck em. Also generally pirate games if you are unsure about them and if you like it then buy it or buy merch or something to support the devs.

Schrodinger’s Dickhead: Someone who is either joking or not joking depending on how upset the audience becomes.

Goes with how Vader was unimpressed by the Death Star. To make it work required a material attuned with the Force, without the Force it literally would be nothing.

Star Wars lore is always layered, and each layer after the first layer is stupid.

I’m not even being facetious: all deep Star Wars lore is deeply stupid and runs entirely off the false premise that more is better. It’s what led to something like the Obi-Wn show where he can’t just have been a hermit hiding in the…

Fuck this basic bitch-ass website

Yeah, I guess so.

FUCK YOU FOR THIS. DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Final nail in the coffin for this website sadly. I was still coming around, mostly out of habit, mostly for the comments. But now this shit burns me up. And I watched the episode last night so the spoiler didn’t affect me. Never I have I seen such contempt for the readers. 

OK, now they’re legit trolling.

I don’t know if they ever explained it in the EU stuff, but this came from a post-Disney Marvel-published Darth Vader comic where they’re showing him in his earliest days as Vader. Palps has him kill this Jedi warrior dude who’s on sabbatical or whatever and corrupts his Kyber crystal kind of as part of his…

Today, red lightsabers are created through a process known as “bleeding”. This is when an evil, dark side character imbues a lightsaber crystal, often one from a fallen Jedi, with so much hate, anger, and pain that it causes the magical, Force-connected, light side-adjacent crystal to bleed like an organic being…

No shit. “Well, now we know why Dumbledore isn’t going to be helping Harry in the last book. Oh, also maybe don’t read our breakdown of him dying in book six if you don’t want spoilers.”

Given how many Rey costumes I’ve seen since 2015, and how her actor is received at Galaxy’s Edge, I think there’s evidence that she’s a much loved character with market value.

I’ve been writing that for a few weeks now. 

Too many typos

“Though the plans didn’t exactly work out after the divided reaction to The Last Jedi, it makes sense that Disney and Lucasfilm’s first thoughts were to make Han Solo, Boba Fett, and Death Star movies.”

So far, live-action Ashoska (which, in fairness, has been limited only to a couple of scenes) is a complete bore.  I like the character well enough (though I’m a million miles away from the legions of super fans that she has), but I’ve been completely unimpressed by her journey to live action and don’t really need to…

“everyone is excited to see more from fan-favorite her Ahsoka.”

Maybe you’re thinking of Chris Kattan? Molly was slightly overshadowed by Cheri Oteri’s crazy energy and endless catchphrase characters and Will Ferrell’s total dominance of most sketches, but between Mary Catherine Gallagher, Sally O’Malley, Helen Madden - Joyologist, Goth Talk, and the Dog Show, as well as her…

This article feels like it was written by an AI.