There was also the rather unfortunate coincidence where William gave a speech about diversity, after the only non-white member of his family has just been hounded out of the country.

Oh my GOD, so, so true. I’m so sorry. I simply can’t even wrap my head around it.

Wow, great analogy

I went to see my doctor yesterday for depression. I’m not sure if the nurse couldn’t help herself or it’s a state law or some shit, but after we did all the check in stuff, as she was leaving the room, she told me my BMI and that “diet and exercise was recommended.”

I’m sure that it’s just a coincidence that prior to becoming pope, the previous pope was in charge of the modern inquisition. It was his job to silence victims of sexual abuse, in order to protect the church from scandal. That’s the guy they put in charge of the whole church. Not remotely suspicious, right?

The difference is maybe the Mafia is at least a little more likely to just dump you into the Hudson for being a child molester. 

You’re asking the church to jettison its whole model of governance. It’s a “Mediterranean Model” or “Mafia Model.”

Full disclosure—I had a pretty good Dad. He always sent me the message, through his words and actions, that his expectations for me were high because he knew I could meet those expectations. He loved to laugh with me. He gave pretty good work advice. And great advice around education. He was wise in ways I didn’t…

Seriously. What a garbage human he must be. 

“He claims he only wants to rectify the public perception of himself as a bad father, and joining the lawsuit opposite is apparently the solution for that!”

Toxic narcissist parents are the worst. Having one myself, I feel Meghan’s pain.

I think the Queen is in on it. See how everyone is talking about this now and not Child Rapist Andrew? Huh.

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit.

Blind item sites (I know, they’re a guilty pleasure) have been doing this for a while. It’s sickening.

Exactly what I thought: all those asshole ukip, classist, royalists who thought Meghan was just a C-List celeb in it for the fame, prestige, and a free ride on England’s dime can suck it. Guess what? She doesn’t want your Crown Jewels, damp castles, and dusty old relics, and will make her own way, thank you very much.

He is the most odious cunt

I saw a post that Meghan’s “too big pumps” were the “biggest fashion blunder” of 2019. It’s SOP for the women to wear slightly larger heels than their actual size because your feet swell. I remember reading about Kate doing exactly that.

If you can judge people by their enemies, Meghan Markle must be one of the greatest people. Anyone who can make enemies of both Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins has to be an excellent person.

Piers Morgan is a miserable twit. He deserves the Dan Savage treatment, for his name to become synonymous with some grotesque act, a’ la “Santorum”.

Why