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Yeah, but Sugar Ray always had plenty of softer songs to go with the hard ones, like Scuzzboots, Danzig Needs a Hug, and Hold Your Eyes.

If I gave a shit I'd want Joel to be the host. Kinda weird that he's not tbh.

2003, not 2005.

"Red Letter Media takes this idea a little further, making visual splendor seem almost inherently stupid."

Rihanna. I don't get it. Her songs aren't that special, and her voice is nasal and whiny.

This Podmass format still sucks balls. Massive, imposing, slightly sticky-from-sweat-because-it's-summer balls.

The regular burrito already has enough calories to last you a fucking week.

Remember that episode of South Park where the boys go see The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it features Steven Spielberg and George Lucas literally raping Indiana Jones on a pinball machine like Jodie Foster in The Accused?

Who else can't stand Ritchie Coster's performance as the mayor? I don't know what's more grating, the shitty DeNiro impression or the even shittier attempt at an American accent.

You lost me at "shot to resemble found footage."

Punisher War Zone is fucking great. Sadly underrated film.

No, but thank you for supposing such things. I thought he was dead.

Sure, why not. Perlman is pretty useless in any other role and Hellboy 2 remains Del Toro's best work. Do it.

Did this guy die years ago?

"The other major change is Dylan, who is now voiced by Aubrey Plaza instead of Mary Mack."

"Waits ended up looking like a maniacal donkey in mid-bray."

One of those movies I've never seen and will never see. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

I'll just wait for Mewgenics.

I know, I had the same feeling when Topher Grace was on Doug Loves Movies. I assumed he hadn't shown up yet, because why else he keep quiet? As a joke, apparently.