"If something is dumb, someone is saying it."

Quiet.

Floored was not as good as Lemonade & Brownies, but not far off. There's some really solid shit on there.

Did you accidentally post this here instead in The Onion where it clearly belongs?

BUT JOURNEY IS ON THE GOOD SIDE. TRUST IN JOURNEY.

Good video, but why was it narrated by William Shatner?

More like monkey doo doo, ammirite?

Nothing counts.

Comments don't count. Not even this one.

No mention of how Gordon was clearly whistling Rammstein's "Engel" or that Ben Horne is now a dead ringer for David Letterman?

"One can barely say “death metal” without adding “Norwegian” in front of it. The data backs it up, too."

LITERALLY

HAHA LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE DOING THEIR BEST WITH LIMITED RESOURCES HAHAHAHHA FUCKING CUCKS

She looks like Woody Allen in Antz.

I'm not sure I get it. What part of that interview was supposed to be derailed?

WRONG.

"It’s tough to pinpoint when Ricky Gervais went from brilliant comedic auteur to 'him again?' status"

"I did a ctrl+F and subtracted all of the commas outside of the article I could fine, as well as the one pulled from the random quote. "

Nope, it's exactly 337.

There's 337 commas in that paper.