I can imagine all the NASCAR fans on the lycos search engine typing in Google Tony Stewart.

Oh, no. I merely feel they should play a more neutral position (BEFORE BEING AGREED AS A REPRESENTATIVE) rather than attempting to sell their services... even though that is dumb and contrary to any other business. I feel like they are shiestery ambulance chaser types and often start/escalate trouble where other means…

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Pickup trucks became the new american muscle car to some degree. That’s the best way I can describe driving my truck, it’s like a bloated muscle car, tons of power, great highway ride, decent handling, and it just happens to have a large trunk with no lid.

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

except that for the very same reason small and midsized trucks died off and are still having a hard time today.

Thankfully he didn't hit this guy or have to hit off of his shoe.

Buddy and Sully on the same Boston team. Somebody’s cousin in Southie just lost his shit. Just by the names, he doesn’t know they’re black yet.

A brown turbo diesel wagon. And trading it for a PMY Porsche.

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

PAWHBLAHR SAEHNDUHVAWL NEEDS TAH LAY AWF THA BREWS JOHST LOIKE OWAH BUDDY BIG MURPH

Panda: Eats, Leaves

This is a pretty radical shift for the NFL, usually when it comes to concussions they are all for being mum.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

It’s a Dodge Neon, so probably everything else that wasn’t already broken.

Wow. This is a sad day in jalopnik history. I am genuinely interested in watching a video about the navigator and I had to turn the video off. The immaturity and lack of professionalism is just sad. Lincoln sent someone who was clearly professional from what I saw. He actually looked uncomfortable dealing with…

That was one of the worst interviews I have ever seen outside of a High School journalism class.