First off great article. Have you ever read Car by Mary Walton? She talks about real-world cold weather testing of the in-cabin heating systems. (Among many, many other things relating to the design and production of the 1996 Taurus.) Probably nothing new to you, but it’s a great book in total and a very interesting…

I’m afraid I see one fly in the ointment... Do you really want your teenage daughter to have free access to big luxury backseats during the off time? If it were my daughter it would be a Miata with a stick shift. No funny business would be going on it that car...

most of these will be used to go to the Gap in Darien rather than to cross the Darien Gap

Whatever trim you get, make sure you have some left over for the extended warranty!

Excellent. It makes me want to work on my 2002. Now, about the time and money...

The driver drives. That is all.

“Irregardless”....

Somehow, the dumbest thing about this whole sketch, among a multitude of dumb things, is that it utilizes a pwc trailer, instead of just putting the wheels down and using a much more functional flatbed trailer.

How hard is it really? I mean come on. I get it, luxury cars, you got a lot of fancy shit in you, so that the probablity of one of your fancy shits getting broken is higher than on a car without all that fancy shit. But seriously, my e39 just had the whole digital odometer display fade and almost disappear. Is it THAT…

Proofreading break:

October 26th, 2015, the day butt-plug cannibalism, one of the fastest growing religions in the world, gets its start from a cheeky blog post on a little-known car enthusiast site called Jalopnik.

Cannibalism, no question. But I get to choose the meat. No wrinkled, gristly old codger. Only the finest milk-fed toddler for me.

I likey. Modern and blocky. Very trucky.

Chris Harris is an Englishman. That means he’s from a land called England, where people are sophisticated and erudite and enjoy tea with the finest selection of boiled meats.

Um. No. Talk up Harris all you want, but don’t make some piffling lord out to be some kind of commoner’s hero. I thought you Americans didn’t like taxation without representation? And yet you go all gaga when an unelected twat with a penchant for cars gets himself on the telly.

Has anyone suggested this yet?

I don't have this "notion of eminent domain" that you seem to think I have. But I do know the way the roads work where this video was filmed, and it is most certainly a road shared by car and bikes, and enforced as thus. If you like, I can provide specific portions of the Ohio state code that back this up. If you're…

I have a few questions for people who hate cyclists: Have you ever heard of a cyclist getting drunk and killing a few people? Have you ever heard of a cyclist pedaling the wrong way down a highway and killing a few people? Have you ever heard of a high speed pursuit of a cyclist that resulted in deaths? Have you…

Death Race... the original one.

Ronin