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Black: it was a good deal and I can look past the color.

Mr. Orlove,

Chris Harris is officially my man crush. The guy does everything I never knew I wanted to do with my life.

“Tailpipe-fucking suggestions don’t bother me at all – just be sure to let everything cool down before going to town.”

They still have Radio Shack in Chicago? And you still shop there?

On the Land Rovers these vents are the actual air intakes and therefore do serve a purpose. Is the same true for the Super Duty?

Personal Injury lawyer in Arizona here. I had a client bring in dash cam footage of his accident. It clearly showed he had a green light and someone turned left in front of him. I contacted the at-fault driver’s insurance company and they denied the claim saying my client ran the red light. I then sent them the

Don’t forget about me Doug

Googled “how to clean your dirty ass.” Found this article. I already know how to clean my engine. Disappointed.

air suspension up you idiot!

2010 LR4. Love it. Love the dealer. Love the quirks. Love the looks. Love the ride.

I used to sell these things new and used ‘05-’08.and I never understood why they could cast such a spell on people. This one though....it speaks to me.

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Guilty. You just pin pointed the exact reason I like Chris Harris: he can convince me that anything is cool. Would you pick a Cayman S or a Alfa 4C? Chris Harris only makes it harder:

you spelled Tucson wrong about ten times

You know my cousin Brazzlynn! Animal Dentistry is a rising profession. Dogs prefer straight teeth.

Neutral: Prii, Ford Transit connects, and various beaters such as the '99 Expedition driven by some guy who think's he's Lebowski in Tucson, AZ.

When exiting one in 1998 that was parked on an incline the sliding door slid right off the van. Laughter ensued.

I flew an A380 last month from Houston to Frankfurt with Lufthansa. I was on the first floor with the herd in coach. It was a terrible flight. Common sense says that new airplanes would be more comfortable and more passenger oriented. The truth is I had less legroom, and less comfort than I did flying back on a 747.

had you kept watching you would have seen graffiti with the beats logo and everyone wearing beats headphones.

My first internet LOL in a very long time. Thank you.