I was the DD for a river outing East of Phoenix. After 6+ hours in the sun and a few beers I certainly didn't feel very sober. I crammed everyone into my buddy's '92 Town Car and we started back toward Phoenix. His digital speedo would jump around and when I started complaining to him about it he told me that I need…

I am fairly certain that every pre-2000 Lexus eventually makes it to Cambodia to die. - same goes for many Toyota Land Cruisers in Bolivia

The first one I ever saw was a shuttle van at a hotel in.....wait for it......more drama....Sedona!

Jason,

I second this comment, they're tiny tanks.

Cherokee based on a Dodge Dart based on a Fiat. In thirty years each manufacturer will have only one platform from which all vehicles are built. I don't dislike this thing until I remember it's a Jeep Cherokee. Then I just get sad and confused. It makes me want to go hug a Wrangler

I know there's good stuff underneath but this car looks like a malibu classic, you know, the one built solely for rental fleets

I drive a 2001 double cab sr5 4x4. New it had an MSRP of $23,000. KBB is $12,500 right now with 95,000 miles. I see them on Craigslist and on dealer lots for $15,000+ here in Arizona.

Love the porn music, love the obligatory shifting of the gears while not moving.

lohan, duh

I spy a Rogue Voodoo Doughnut

Say hi to Austin!

I've loved my 2001 Tacoma in the 11 years I've driven it. Thanks for vindicating my deep rooted attachment. It simply never fails me, no matter what shit I throw its way. And, it's still worth half the original MSRP 11 years later.

BMW 2002 rolling the wrong way

Guy in a bar was being a dick. I can't recall what exactly he was doing but it was enough for me to tell him he was being a dick. He got all pissed and pulled this out of his pocket saying something along the lines of: "You see that, I drive a BMW." It made me laugh so hard. Stereotypes are funny when they're true.

In 2005 I took a tour of the GT assembly floor. There were at least 40 GTs in various stages of hand built glory, all the colors of the rainbow. So long Wixom.

so much photoshop she looks CGI

Owner of small repair shop to my wife: "Don't worry, we'll treat you right. A cute girl like you shouldn't be so upset. Here, have a flower." ugh - what an ass.

The goal of a car company is to make money, the Countryman makes MINI money. It's the most mini new crossover on the road today. I fail to see the problem as being anything more than an existential purer-than-thou issue echoing from the hidden canyons of car enthusiasts. I love old MINIs and I am not trying to defend…