Coaches just don’t have a-Neshaminy-more.

Until recently, my dad had a 2003 Passat wagon. He never shut his brights off at night because he thought his headlights were so dim (they were) and the brights just couldn’t really be all that much brighter (they also were). I found myself driving in front of him one night and I had to call and tell him to turn them…

Did you write this in Portuguese and then Google Translate it? Many pronouns and other small words went missing.

It looked like Santa’s elves were having an intra-squad match.

Google Car is, to me and anyone else who has written or talked about it before, much more koala-like. But panda-like is an interesting spin.