1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

Okay, but...

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

There is absolutely nothing “mercurial” about Joc Pederson. Dude suffered a second half slump at the plate, but was by all accounts a great teammate.

li’l Jose tho.

Man, you guys are lucky that most Ranger fans can’t read because the way you’ve kicked them while they’re down this morning is deplorable.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Every NFL fight sucks but this one:

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

Is Joe Flacco an elite QB?

I plan on getting very high this evening and watching this all in a single sitting.

Despite the poor reviews, I heard they already cast the villain for Ant-Man 2:

You spelled "whoa" wrong. Four times.

That’s the dumbest superhero power ever!

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand

{slowly raises hand, hating himself the whole time}

"Is there video?"

Yeah. I was kinda like what the fuck Noah? It should have been you!