inthefuturepunctuationisntneeded...

Everything that I type, immediately vanishes...

Von Neuman machine for sale. BOG∞F!

All of my replies keep disappearing.

Killed my clone...where’s my bellybutton?

First contact, when humanity’s servitude began.

“Grandma, what was the Earth like?"

Yup, one of the first things I spotted. I got groaned at for pointing it out...

That comment is the comedy genius highpoint of 2016. Well played sir, well played.