Right. Where is the line if you are making life decisions on your wife’s baby with another woman? Typical of a douchebag to think this is about the sex. Wouldn’t believe him on the line either, sounds like a vague technicality. Skeezoids think everything but PiV is fair game. 

Bingo.  The Root covered it perfectly.  I spend more time over there nowadays.

In such a personal situation as this, if her reps say it’s for “overall health issues,” you should be reporting it as overall health issues. She’s a celebrity, not a head of state. It’s not a matter of public concern. Addicts suffer in silence because of articles and gossip like this. Yes I know this is a gossip…

I can’t think of King Charles without seeing this in my mind’s eye:

Every day I grow more thankful that I took the time out of my life to flee across the country away from Pennsylvania.

How these arguments usually go:

Lord these people are just so lame. For a group that spends so much time insisting they are being silenced conservatives really don’t seem to know how to shut the fuck up. Between the bitching over this and the bitching over House of the Dragon I cannot fathom having such a small and empty inner life that this, of all…

Tolkien: Galadriel is the most powerful and important of the elves.

I can’t believe they killed off the very sexy Crab Feeder.

The neon ‘Mr. and Mrs. Affleck’ sign that every other millennial ‘girl boss’ uses for her business is also priceless. Turns out Jenny from the block has the same aesthetic as Becky from the suburbs.

I always get a chuckle out of the term ‘nouveau riche’ like it’s somehow worse than ‘old money’ and the means through which that was acquired. Old money is just as tacky but somehow seen as superior.

They don’t need to “attach” themselves to anyone. This is a sexist ass take and I hate those fame sluts.

Kanye again doing an excellent job of showing the court and the world that those kids have one stable parent and it’s not him.

Can we please, please stop amplifying a very clear harassment campaign that West is waging against his ex? Please. I’m begging you. At this point you’re basically complicit in the harassment. 

Well, if he’s considering himself a “cum donor”, why does he think he gets a say? The list of things wrong with his posts.. From sharing where his kids go to school, the harassment, the bullying, the racism, the sexualisation of his own children, the slut shaming of the mother of his children..  All because he thinks…

Whoa. The first comment is 1. a sports related comment, & 2. not about the headline story. Deadspin, this is a cry for help to reopen your comment section. You’re readers are stuck shifting through Kardashian drama to get to the Brady drama!

Very sorry, but it’s “Dita”, her alter ego. I know too much about her...

I mean, the show open took like 3 minutes to get through last season because the cast list was so incredibly long.

Shut. The. Hell. Up. I’m so tired of hearing about this. Process servers only pull these types of dramatics when they can’t get at you at your primary residence. If she had accepted at home, then none of this would’ve happened.

Sudeikis served Wilde custody papers while she was onstage at CinemaCon