I think his music is totally acceptable for children.

Uugh fuck a bunch of Jack Johnson. If Jack Johnson is your first dance song, I hate you. I waited tables full time when he was super popular and I’ve heard every one of those fucking songs so many times - SO.MANY.TIMES. It was like the #1 casual dining restaurant soundtrack at the time. I twitch a little just thinking…

I’m glad she filed, fucking a. But I think we all know how FOX is going to respond to this. She’s about to become the most hated woman in conservative media. They will have no problem throwing her to the wolves Ramsay Bolton style.

Why does there need to be footnotes? Ann gave him an utimatum, he made the decision that he didn’t want to marry her - question was asked and answered. It might not have been the answer Ann wanted, but it was an honest one and that’s the best anyone can do in any relationship. Would it have been a better story if he…

“If you haven’t been to a phone-free show, you just don’t know what you’re missing,” he says. “There’s something about living in real life that can’t be replicated.” — Jesus, that is just a sad, sad sentence. Also, as someone who is absolutely glued to my phone, I put the thing away at concerts, movies, dinner, etc. -…

Ha! No, just my own initials :-D

I feel the same. When she first launched the line I was like “mm, not for me.” next thing you know I’ve got three pairs of her shoes in the regular rotation...

I was never into early Jessica Simpson (music, reality show, movies, etc.) but her second act as designer of the cute shoes/bags and Instagramming adorable mom is so great. And if it were true that she spends $50,000 a month on alcohol and food she’d have gone up another notch in my mind.

Haha!! Even better is that this is timely - our household just got over a bad bout of what was probably norovirus this weekend, so the image is quite fresh in my mind...

“Expunge it now, forever.” <—— How most people feel about Piers Morgan. Seriously why does this guy continue to wade into these arguments when he has zero position of authority?

“William and Kate apparently had the negro nameplate removed and placed a potted plant in front of the painting to hide their censorship job” <— this is SO British.

Getting the wine intake dialed in is, I believe, very key haha.

The cheating itself is triggering, but it’s also the different perspectives that go back and forth and when we started discussing the male and female points of view and the reasons why they do the things they do it started to get seriously heated.

It really is one of those “it’s way too real” kind of shows haha. And I’m not a particularly insecure person in relationships.

Ok, so my boyfriend of three years and I watched a couple of episodes of The Affair, and it was actually a disaster. It ended with stomping up the stairs in tears, splashing red wine all the way up. The next day I was like “I don’t want to watch that show anymore.” So, I’m team Joshua here.

Re Aisha Tyler, man its so sad when people who actually love each other can’t make it work. Also she’s the best. Also I love that she brews her own beer.

Damn you!! (jealously crossing out his name on my Trapper Keeper hahahaha)

Ha! It’s an old DirecTv commercial — good stuff. My brother and I still say it to each other all the time when we see gaudy stuff.

Omg.... I mean, they were THE face of Tiger Beat.... (agonizing hahaha)

Opulence, I has it...