Uuugh I’m so sorry - she so creepy/judgy like that! Be thankful you don’t have to spend holidays with her...

Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?

The Harper High School series was flat out heartbreaking. I was listening to it on my way to my parents house for a birthday dinner one night and had to sit in the car in the driveway and cry for a solid 20 minutes before going inside.

Gawker, I’m no mathemetician, but this: “who happens to be one of three or four people with a realistic chance at becoming the most powerful person on earth” is statistically not true. He does not have a chance. He is polling at 20% of republican voters - so 80% of his own party isn’t even going to vote for him, let…

It’s funny, those first few episodes of The Voice after Gwen and Blake’s relationship broke and the show started airing live, you could tell that Adam was so awkward about it. It’s hard to say if he is jealous for Blake or for Gwen - or actually just that someone else was getting attention other than him. Either way,…

Jesus, only Gawker commenters would respond to this story with “this is great and all but blah blah my personal feelings about U2...”

White lady here - and not just commenting to kiss your butt or do the not all white women thing, but very much agree with your comment and disagree with the decision of The Daily Show. Also, Jezebel community is doubly in the wrong for continuing to pile on Chris Brown since anyone reading for the past few years would…

Also Josh Brolin, Nic Cage...

Chris Brown is a class A douchebag who hits women and doesn’t deserve anyone’s sympathy, but Chris Brown as the poster boy for domestic violence is getting a little hypocritical now. I assume that The Daily Show will also never be booking Sean Penn, Charlie Sheen, Nic Cage, Josh Brolin, etc. etc. etc.... ?

Are you a vegetarian? (no snark)

Alabama is so embarrassing.

I’m getting to the point where I’m kicking myself for not writing millenial trend pieces based on my advanced age experiences (I’m 40) - I could be rich! Hahaha. No, millennials are not the only generation to get financial help from parents into adulthood, they did not invent the hook up culture, they were not the…

MFP is definitely the best calorie counting app - it has the biggest food database ever. And the free part is the low-cal icing on the cake. I’ve followed a few different diet plans, but still used MFP simultaneously as it always has the food I’m looking for — plus it synchs with my Jawbone app.

That Ted Cruz sweater is truly the ugliest Christmas sweater to rule them all. Also, apparently Ted Cruz doesn’t understand the Ugly Christmas Sweater thing, huh?

I’m genuinely bummed about the negative responses you got. I think, sadly, there are many women out there who have been raped or put in non-consensual situations, which will of course shape their opinion of men. And there is also a lot of raw anger out there as this subject is getting a lot of attention lately. But…

I love MC Lyte, but giving women basic respect seems like the bare minimum of human behavior. It just seems feminist when compared to all the blatant misogyny in the genre.

““Inclusivity” can be quite a leaky umbrella.” - yes.

And this is exactly why comedians don’t want to perform on college campuses any more...

Wear the eyepatch, Madeline. Wear the funky, funky eyepatch...

Listen, people need to stop covering this song. I suppose the new takes are whatever charming and all in their own boring way, but if anyone thinks they are going to do a better job than George Michael on this amazing 80s arrangement, they are sorely sorely mistaken.