I'm 33, and I have a motherfucking Dead Man poster on my bedroom wall.

All of my friends from the PRC swear up and down that that's bullshit made up by a bitchy costar of her's. Not because Zhang Ziyi isn't mercenary and conniving, but because she's too smart to have sex with a party official without getting married in return.

All of my friends from the PRC swear up and down that that's bullshit made up by a bitchy costar of her's. Not because Zhang Ziyi isn't mercenary and conniving, but because she's too smart to have sex with a party official without getting married in return.

Bad Santa 2: The Legend of Thurman's Gold

Just don't watch the video for "Come to Daddy" alone in a dark room at night.

There is literally nothing that makes me as nostalgic for college as that album.

Yeah, agreed. I was really looking forward to this, too. Here's hoping it's just a shitty trailer.

"but Disney probably would have overruled the decision if this wasn't going to be a surefire hit."

Hey, I liked O'Donnell in Go.

So, true story, they shot much of Clueless at my high school. The crew and some of the cast, all dudes in their 20's and 30's, were constantly trying to fuck certain of my female classmates, who were all sophomores and juniors.

Aegon the Conquerer desrtoyed the family that ruled the Iron Islands before, and raised the Greyjoys in their place. FWIW, the Greyjoys are descendents of the Greyirons, the family that ruled the Iron Islands in the days of the First Men. So, the Greyjoys probably didn't ever do anything to piss off the Targeryens,…

Well, it is a bit different. An invading army of Qartheen or whatever other nationality you care to mention would necessitate a pretty significant shake-up of the Westerosi power-base. Those Qartheen officers and the financial backers are going to want titles, lands, trading concessions- all things that will need to…

I hate the show's version of the character. When she isn't talking, she looks like a moon-faced halfwit. When she is talking, she's just comes off as sullen and mean. I don't blame the actress- when I saw her headshot, I thought she'd make a fine Asha, and she does seem to be able to modulate her unpleasantness to an…

Also, they've started talking about the Brotherhood Without Banners in the last couple episodes so, y'know, that's a thing. I'd say there's a small chance we'll see Beric.

Chris Eigeman should be in, like, all the sitcoms. Don't know why that dude doesn't get more work.

Well, not a PoV character in this book, I mean.

Seriously. I don't need the Others to look the way they did in the books, but they just seem to be sort of generically monster-ish on the show, like they're orcs from the LotR movies.

The SanSan shippers are going to be so disappointed.

I hate being That Guy, but I really wanted Asha/Yara to be more conventionally hot.

I fully expect Rickon to turn into the most badass Stark. Seriously, raised on an island of cannibals by a Wildling spear-wife? He's going to be like one of those old school Starks in the catacombs with the big beards and the utter lack of compassion for everyone weaker than them.