According to my Fiend Folio:

This reaction is very specific.

Worst Mythbusters ever.

Why !!??? I wished I had two functioning buttholes.

Agreed. Trump is the catcher and a bottom.

I’m more disturbed at the lack of wiping.

Exactly. I’m glad I’m missing out on Pat Boone’s editorial on Benghazi.

Have you seen “news” on Breitbart’s sites? Sounds like FB is just filtering out horseshit.

I hope your lifestyle works out.

Holy shit, that guy’s Jesus is a complete asshole. My Jesus is cool. He helps everyone and makes me weed from sage.

“ I enjoy messing with political extremists both on the left and right, however”

Meh. I look like that whenever I lift my beer or a double whopper.

Agreed. This isn’t nam.

Maybe the Tiger didn’t like the face painting and the fluffy ears? ONCE AGAIN , GAWKER SHOWS ITS BIAS!11! DRUMPF 2016!!1

“I gotta pace.”

Settle down, Jesus. Loosen up those sandal straps.

Looks like it’s $500 worth of lens flare and “Lighting Effects.” I’m in the wrong business.

Coulda been worse.

I’m still waiting for smell-a-vision.

The proper term is fucksquatch (source: Patton Oswalt).