I hated Full House then, and I hate Fuller House today. Fuck Bob Saget.

This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen on TV. Imbecile Stacey Dash just got destroyed.

God Damn! Chris Rock is a fucking pro.

At least he made a perfect hole for the next pole vault. *sad trombone*

Holy Lorem Ipsum!! Needs five more inches text to satisfy me.

Jesus was an alien.

2003 was the heyday of Oink’s Pink Palace and Crazy Mazey’s. *sigh* Those were the days.

I’m ready for any Roxette shade. I will fight.

Oh my god , you must roll over to show your belly every time you see law enforcement. What a way to live.

He’s got that crazy-eyed Bennett look.

Obama is fresh out of choking-on-a-pretzel jokes.

I’m a solemn man and I’m not pro-drone strikes. But I can make an exception.

I’m a liberal Texan, too. I just love Blue Bell cuz I’m a fat fuck.

What about Top Gun? Is it chopped liver or something?!

Good. Fuck that shithole Irving, Texas.

Marge Simpson yellow face is despicable.

Josh Duhamel as Jim Jarmusch ? That’s random as hell.

That old iPod reminds me of the Cinco-Fone.