Azathoth.
Obama is fresh out of choking-on-a-pretzel jokes.
I loved Anakin the best when he was a crispy stump.
I’m a solemn man and I’m not pro-drone strikes. But I can make an exception.
I’m a liberal Texan, too. I just love Blue Bell cuz I’m a fat fuck.
Arggh! Lava hole Goatse at 1:27!
Good. Fuck that shithole Irving, Texas.
Marge Simpson yellow face is despicable.
Josh Duhamel as Jim Jarmusch ? That’s random as hell.
Maybe you need an app that warns you that you’re crossing your conservative bubble threshold?
That old iPod reminds me of the Cinco-Fone.
Yeah, as a film snob and I secret go out and watch Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson movies. Don’t tell anyone!
Nah, Alejandro Jodorowsky should have done it. Jem gets her arms cut off by a circus freak and becomes a messiah figure. She convinces the band (tatooed dwarves) to take loads of ayahuasca which leads to the second half the movie which is seemly a trip across the astral plane. The movie ends with the band cutting off…
Yup, I paused ad-block once, and Youtube (and everything else) was a horrible experience.
Synth is my life (I have Moogs, Rolands, Korgs, and a ton of weird custom shit.) For the last 5 years, I’ve been building a massive modular synth, and it won’t stop growing! For those who are thinking about getting into Euro-rack or MOTM style, watch out! It’s addictive as hell.
I thought a cager was someone who masturbates thinking or looking at Nicholas Cage photos or footage.
You can’t get cornier than that. Reminds me of Chuggo.