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I could have been much much worse.

393 for an entire acting career...pffft! John Woo’s Hard Boiled alone has kill count of 279.

Minor edits for accuracy.

Santa Sangre

OMG! Run!

Hollow earth conspiracies are fascinating. I love all the Google Earth screen grabs of alleged portals in polar regions. It is physically impossible for an inner Earth (e.g. central sun), but the lore makes great science fiction and fantasy.

Or...I will kill and torture a dog because my dad is Mike Huckabee.

That’s it ! I’m voting for Trump!1!!!

“It was such a huge drop in quality the show seemed like a parody of itself.”

Worse than the Hot Topic witch Katrina?!? I think not!

Why skip out on the best hit of the summer?

Man...the Master -er Missy is sexy.

Don’t forget to include two or three Home Depots and a few more Lowes. I think Waco has only 10 of those chains which is sickening. I want my country back.

It’s out of our hands. This is all Satan’s fault.

Unfortunately, some kids are born with morons for parents. From the evolution perspective, it’s just thinning the herd.

Clamps? Do they have a full body iron maiden for me?

There’s a Starbucks in the basement of the Alamo. It’s true.

The fake countenance of admiration is really easy for Michelle. She just imagines herself bashing Jim Bob’s face and head in Irreversible-style with the butt of a giant crucifix from the den.

The equivalent in 1983: