Careful. I made an Alfa joke a few weeks back and it seemed to awaken the masses to how I was picking on them and how I was a moron for making an obvious Alfa joke. I don’t need any help being a moron, thank you very much.

I, like most people, have honestly never once had any Alfa break down on me, cost me a penny in maintenance, or give me any sort of trouble whatsoever.

Im saying I’m sorry you’re like this.

Cue all the people who bought one saying they haven’t had any issues and every bad word about an Alfa is just a giant conspiracy 

And people wonder why Alfa reliability jokes are still funny.  They’ll stop being funny...when they stop being true.

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

I was gonna say, he got his payback, but the odds of him dying alone and being undiscovered until his neighbors notice the foul odor just doubled.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

And now you’re back to no friends.  You sure showed him....

The original design could just about work if it was a Wes Anderson directed Stop Motion Sonic the Hedgehog.

RIght after he ruined his brakes by not knowing how to operate such truck safely on public roads

You give human drivers way more credit than they deserve. I’ve observed drivers playing on their phones and passing stopped school buses.

Never...until they can instantly categorize everything and draw on nearly infinite experience to predict its behavior.

Impressive tech, but the one party trick us humans have that rbots will never have that we can see a tiny wee bit into the future. Not a whole lot, but those picoseconds add up when you’re driving.

Fuck that cyclist though for just going into the car’s lane without even looking.

I thought it was about to go full Mustang, but you are correct.