No.

apparently you’ve never been in an old house, rattle magnification 500%

Queer people are more likely to live in cities. Cities are more likely to have shittier air quality. Ergo queer people are more likely to breathe shitty air and have health issues based on this.

Nah. Pre-cooked ground beef has already given up whatever renderable fat is has. Not only is that fat useful for keeping your dishes from being dry, it also has a tremendous amount of flavor. You’re tossing that down the drain for the sake of not having to think of defrosting, which a) is not hard to remember and b)…

And to be fair, the two neckbeards going on about “freakin’ females” and “homos” got booed pretty hard by the other retailers at the event.

Next month, Marvel presents Spider-Man in: “Power and Responsibility Are For Chumps!”

First the racist homophobic rants from retailers at the Marvel panel

(remember he provided weapons used against Hulk in The Incredible Hulk).

Blame Marvel’s current chairman (and good friend of the president), Ike Perlmutter. He is a big dumb asshole.

Ike and Laura Perlmutter are huge Trump supporters. They donated millions to a Trump-affiliated Super PAC, and Laura was on the inaugural committee. So a comic like this, while repugnant, is not a huge surprise. Maybe we can look forward to (dread) a whole shared universe here.

Next month, Marvel presents Spider-Man in: “Power and Responsibility Are For Chumps!” A special promotional comic sponsored by heroin.

Someone at Marvel should have foreseen this. How did this stupidity get out of the Jar of stupidity? And what creator would work on this?

Yeah, I feel like... the very first MCU film was explicitly about a guy learning how being Northrop Grumman is bad.

1993 called, they want your backwards hat back. Get that shit off of it before you send it, though.

Ugh I hate this, the Murcielago seemed to fit his character, was Italian for “bat”, had the stealth angled look of The Dark Knight’s Batmobile... this just seems like product placement in comparison. The Rolls Royce worked so well too, Bruce Wayne being stupid wealthy, from old money, driving to an enormous estate...…

Black people run away from scary things or amazing things. Zombie pops out? Run. Hear an explosion? Run. Witness a really amazing magic trick? Run.

I build a haunted house in my driveway every Halloween. Running away is VERY common for people that know they are coming into a haunted house. Heck, I’ll chase people down the street if I can see they are scared.