Congratulating Konami for not making a shitty game is like congratulating someone for parking their car without hitting any other cars.

To be fair children do a fair amount of that to. So I would say they are tied.

That’s not what they said. They said that the areas are full of them, not everyone in the areas is one.

“I don’t want to hurt anybody, but I’m happy to imply that anyone who inconveniences me when I’m in my car should die violently.”

why the fuck did someone ungrey this post?

Dude. Not necessary.

I really didn’t need those images seared into my brain, thanks.

Seriously. Are they supposed to be this cute?

That is one cute coyote.

YAY! A news story in 2017 with a happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap like this has made me so intolerant of people’s bullshit lately.

watch for my bugatti gofundme. i’m pissed because i’m too poor to afford one.

Had a guy open his car door into my wifes brand new honda, enough so to set off the alarm (I was sitting in the car and felt/heard it) and dude threw a fucking fit saying he didn’t do it, calling me a drug addict and that I’m trying to shake him down for money.

For some reason, this seems to be a normal thought process regardless of what car is being hit unless it has a premium badge. I had a fully loaded Nissan Frontier. Some awful woman opened her Camry door into the side and when I confronted her, she actually said “It’s just a truck.” Yeah...just a truck that cost nearly…

Really? A GoFundMe page?

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I would sue them even if the car was worth 60 bucks more before they run it over. It’s private property and no matter what the condition is, it still feels like a personal violation to destroy it. Perhaps those idiots never owned an older/cheaper car to understand that.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

you know I have to google it now, right?

Still sticking with my Wii that I hacked thanks to this site.