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why bother rerolling my game for a “better” version of a pokemon I’m just going to put in a PC box to collect dust as soon as I find something better? I could see rerolling for Natures, I guess, but shinies? Maybe on the legendaries, but screw starters.

That’s so cool! Glad I preordered Moon now

XY completely missed its opportunity to make a Pokemon Z. It would have even made sense because it’s in 3D (so they added a Z direction...)

he does have room. On his driveway

where is he supposed to put it then?

I believe this phenomenon is known as “reverse racism”, not to be confused with non-white people being racist which is often incorrectly called the same thing.

penis enlargement spam would be my guess

how about forever then

I was really hoping everyone would stop talking about this shit after the election. I already suffered through 2 years of arguing and complaining about Trump/Hillary and I think that’s enough, so please do shut up now.

Yes let’s just not have a third (or fourth) option next time. Two options only next election!

If you’re a Cubs fan the answer is 108 years

I will finally buy Diablo III if they do the necromancer right. Overlap be damned, the Witch Doctor is just not as cool.

I’d happily pay $60 for a Vice City HD with GTAV graphics and game engine and maybe some extra stuff thrown in like ability to play as Lance Vance via GTA5's multi character system.

why isn’t this thing in the Google Play/App Store?

Sorry, but their definition is bullshit. It’s made by a Japanese studio, and all of the monologue is in Japanese, therefore it is anime. Far be it from me to blame a subreddit for being a salt mine though.

Shit I’m too old for:

I wish gaming headsets would take a page out of the aviation headset book. Why can’t I have the mic and/or cable on either side of my head? Seriously.

What helped me improve the most was life drawing. If you can’t find a school that offers it, there are plenty of private classes that do. Don’t be weirded out by drawing naked people too; I mean it’s kinda weird, but whatever, you’re learning.

I stopped reading at 25. I’m sorry, but Memento was a terrible movie that was only interesting because of a gimmicky story and a hackneyed plot device.

If you liked Avatar and are down for reading a series of books, I recommend the Mistborn Series by Brandon Sanderson. I personally am able to draw a lot of similarities between the two, but Mistborn is much more “grown up” (dealing with religion, politics, and, obviously, much heavier violence).