More Kara Brown plus Jane Marie stories, please.

Oddly, what really bugs me about this is the typo on the dinner menu. “lemon sole, haricot vert,” Why the extra comma? Did this entree originally include something else? Potatoes? Risotto? Quinoa pilaf sourced from the Andes and harvested by Peruvian virgins?

Jesus. $230 bucks for a grilled cheese sandwich and a crappy steak, all with some foo-foo waitress shoving millennial buzz words in your face? I think this restaurant, combined with Disneyland and Donald Trump, pretty much summarizes how wasteful Americans have become in a nutshell. That price tag is borderline…

Can your restaurant reviews please be a regular feature? This was hilarious! “Steak Frites, Maitre’d Butter” Ha!

$16 for avocado toast. Are you kidding me? I don’t care if it’s LA.

I might, maybe, pay $12 for that practically pornographic grilled cheese Jon Favreau made his kid in Chef, but otherwise, GTFO with that nonsense.